Papyrus (Bonus Song)

"Papyrus" is the second bonus song for Undertale the Narrator's Musical. It is a character song of Papyrus singing a parody song of "You're Welcome" from Moana.

Cast

 * Papyrus
 * Sans (No Music Lines)

Lyrics
''Okay. Okay...''

 

I see what's happening here...

You're standing before greatness and it's strange...

''You don't even know what to say... It's quite humbling!''

Though Undyne says that humans never change...

 

Open your eyes, let's begin!

You stand before Papyrus, just breathe it in!

''I know it's a lot... The scarf, the bones!''

Now you never have to be alone!

 

I'm your new friend, the Great Papyrus...

Soon to be in the Royal Guard!

It's so nice to be the Great Papyrus...

Soon everyone will know that I'm a star!

 

Who makes the best spaghetti around...

Wherever it can be found, Underground?

When you need some traps, who's the best puzzler you know?

You're basking in his glow!

Oh!

 

''Also who's the best at japes? Papyrus!''

Only my puzzles are first-rate!

''Also who can capture you? Papyrus!''

Though trust me, I'll be kind to you!

 

Now you can say that you've met Papyrus...

Sadly, you can't be cool just like me!

Don't be afraid to look up to Papyrus...

We'll be best friends and hang out, you will see!

 

''Papyrus! Papyrus!''

 

Well, come to think of it...

 

Kid, honestly, I could go on and on...

Dear Sans and I keep watch in Snowdin and beyond!

The crossword on the ground?

Oh, that's my brother just messing around...

 

''No need to hide. There's no need to wait...''

My brother's puns are outmatched by my japes!

''What's the lesson? What is the takeaway?''

Once I'm a guardsman, I'll be on a breakaway!

 

And the scarf that I wear 'round my neck?

Is the proof that I'm truly the best!

Once I'm a guard, something special will happen!

Soon everybody will love me and I'll just be laughing and laughing and...

NYEH HEH HEH HEH!

Hey!

 

There's no better friend to have than Papyrus...

With a smile, charm,  and prestige!

You'll have the bestest friend here, me, Papyrus!

It's alright, human, you don't have to weep!

 

If you're in need, call the Great Papyrus...

I will be there, here, near or far!

You can call on me, your best friend, Papyrus...

The newest member of the Royal Guard!

 

''Papyrus! Papyrus!''

Papyrus: Wait, who are you again?

Sans: Uh, a human, Paps.

Papyrus: Oh, thank you!

Trivia

 * The original song "You're Welcome" from the Moana movie is done by Lin Manuel-Miranda.