Shake My Hand

"Shake My Hand" is the twelfth song for Undertale the Narrator's Musical. It is when Frisk and Chara encounters Sans and Papyrus outside the Ruins.

Cast

 * Sans
 * Papyrus
 * Frisk
 * Chara (No Music Lines)
 * Chorus

Lyrics
'''Sup, my name's Sans. It's really nice to meet ya pal.''

I'm supposed to be on watch for humans right now.

''But you can take a joke. You seem pretty fun.''

And I'm not quite up to capturing anyone.

Sans: Now my brother, Papyrus... He's a human-hunting FANATIC.

Frisk: Uhh...

Sans: In fact, I think that's him over there. Go through the bars. My brother made them too wide to stop anyone. Hide behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.

(Frisk hides behind the conveniently-shaped lamp)

Sans: Sup, bro?

Papyrus: You know what "sup," brother! It's been eight days and you still haven't recalibrated. Your. Puzzles! You just hand around outside your station! What are you even doing?!?

Sans: Staring at this lamp. It's really cool. Do you wanna look?

Papyrus: No!!

''Sans, there's no time for any of that. I must be ready to capture a human who comes around.''

''Undyne will make me captain of the royal guard. I'll be loved and respected by everyone around.''

Sans: You rhymed "around" with itself.

Once I finally capture a human, I'll get all of the recognition and love that I desire!

Like a hedge cut to look like my head, and the dozens of friends that I surely will acquire!

Sans: You seem pretty optimistic. Maybe this lamp will give you some more... bright ideas.

Papyrus: Sans!! You are not helping!! You lazybones!!

Sans: Hey, take it easy. I've gotten a ton of work done today... a skele-ton.

Papyrus: Sans!!

Sans: Hahahahaha.

Chara: Are you kidding me? ANOTHER person who makes bad puns?!

Sans: Come on. You're smiling.

Papyrus: I am and I hate it! Your pun interrupted my song! Why does someone so great as me have to work so hard to get some recognition...

Sans: Wow, sounds like you're really working yourself... down to the bone.

Papyrus: Brother! Stop acting like making bad puns is your job!

Sans: "Tibia" honest, it might as well be.

Papyrus: Sans!

Chara: I swear, Frisk, I am going to hit something!

Frisk: But you're a ghost.

Chara: I- Shut up!

Papyrus: Ugh... I must get back to work! And as for your work... Put a little more, "backbone" into it!!!! Nyehehehehehehehehehehehe!!! ...Heh!

Sans: Ok, you can come out now.

Frisk: Thanks.

Sans: You oughta get going. He might come back. And if he does... you'll have to sit through more of my hilarious jokes.

Frisk: I wouldn't mind that, your jokes were "humerus"!

Chara: FRISK!

Sans: Hehehehehehe.

Frisk: But you're right. I should be going before he gets back.

Sans: Actually, hey... Hate to bother ya, but can you do me a favor? I was thinking... My brother's been kind of down lately... He's never seen a human before. And seeing you just might make his day.

Frisk: But, he said he wanted to capture me...

Sans: Don't worry, he's not dangerous. Even if he tries to be. See ya around.

Chara: Finally! Let's get out of here! And please, NO MORE PUNS, alright?!

Now...

As along this path I tread...

Should I feel comfort or dread...

Like the surface warned me of?

 

Though...

The snow helps me feel at peace...

Does everything here deceive...

Like Flowey before had done...?

 

Still...

To me, Toriel was kind...

There I could have stayed behind...

Though I know I have to go on...

 

Go...

Through the forest's ice and snow...

Following the snowy trail...

Hold to the truths that you know...

 

Go on through and stay determined...

As you travel through the snow...

 

I'll go through and stay determined...

 

You'll be fine going this way...

Everything will be okay...

It's okay...