Dummy!

"Dummy!" is the fourth bonus song for Undertale the Narrator's Musical. It is the encounter song of when Frisk and Chara are attacked by the Mad Dummy, who wants to punish them for ignoring his cousin (and maybe take Frisk's SOUL).

Cast

 * Mad Dummy
 * Frisk
 * Chara

Lyrics
FOOL!

You think you can hurt me?!

You can't kill something incorporeal.

It seems you won't even try.

''That makes it easier! Now DIE, DIE, DIE!''

To avenge my cousin's lost home.

You spooked them out, now they're all alone.

''Should I comfort them? What's their name?''

I don't know, doesn't matter anyway!

Too busy taking your soul.

So I'll stand in my window throne.

You're a foolish, foolish, FOOLISH one!

To think that you could have ever won!

''Feeble! FEEBLE! Futile! FUTILE!''

''Pitiful! Pitiful! PITIFUL HUMAN!''

Wait, who's that behind you?

Your ghostly friend will not save you!

''Idiot! Stupid! The MEANEST HUMAN!''

You're just a DUMMY and I'm gonna prove it!

Wait, is that a compliment?

''Well, who cares?! Your death's now commenced.''

''Hey guys! You DUMMIES! Don't shoot at ME! You're FIRED! Replaced by the ones that aren't dumb GARBAGE!''

''Dummy bots! Missile strike!''

Prepare yourselves to make it right!

''Alright! Dummy bots! Attack the human instead! That's a thought that you should best follow thourgh with!''

''ALRIGHT! End the fight!''

KILL THE HUMAN, and do it right!

Chara, what do I do?

This dummy is going to slice us through.

Keep it up, trick the attacks.

Make his own magic hit him back.

There's cotton everywhere.

A really mad dummy, but I'm not scared.

I'll face those who are far worse.

I'll still make it through of course.

''Dummy bots! Magic attack!''

Don't let the missiles come back!

''Try again! You're AWFUL FRIENDS!''

The final attack will now commence!

Mad Dummy: DUMMY BOTS! FINAL AAAAATTAAAAACK!

FOOLS!

You're all even worse!

''WELL, WHO CARES?! I don't need friends!''

I've still got knives!

All by myself, I can bring your end!

Prepare yourself for my knife barrage!

I don't need my entourage!

All they do is ruin the fun!

Can't take your soul with more than one!

''HERE IT COMES! You should be afraid!''

This dummy will bring your last day!

NOW HERE IS MY KNIFE ATTACK!

''You'll NEVER dodge this! And it WON'T come back!''

Mad Dummy: I'm... out of knives...

''But it doesn't matter! We're here forever!''

We're fighting til you give up.

You've lost to this mad dummy.

You think that is FUNNY?!?!

Mad Dummy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!