Dating Papyrus

"Dating Papyrus" is the sixteenth song for Undertale the Narrator's Musical. It is a hilarious song when Frisk tries to date Papyrus after the latter's boss fight(?).

Cast

 * Papyrus
 * Sans
 * Frisk
 * Chara

Lyrics
''Hi! Young Human, now welcome into my home...''

Now that we're friends, you won't have to be alone...

I think that this date is going to be fun!

Though, I've never really dated anyone...

 

But I know a present is the way to go!

Hold up, where is your gift?

Oh no, I've lost the bone!

 

It seems that Annoying Dog ran off with it...

This date's not going as I hoped...

I'm sorry...

Forgive me...

 

Hey, you're not alone...

Don't feel "bone-ly" bro...

We can save your show...

With help from my trom-bone...

(Cue trombone music)

Papyrus: Sans! Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!

Sans: What about that solo you had?

Papyrus: That was different! That was to teach the Human a musical lesson. And it had style, class, and charm! While you just have your trombone!

Sans: Sorry, bro. I tried to borrow more instruments to help, but, well... I couldn't afford any "organ donors"

(Cue drums)

Papyrus & Chara: Stop it with the music puns!

Papyrus: We had enough of that during my song!

Sans: Okay, sorry, bro. You have fun.

Papyrus: Well, now that that's over... Second verse!

''So! You seem eager to start our date right now!''

Well, I have a manual to help us out!

First, make sure that you want to go on a date...

''I'm certain we both do, right? (Right!) Oh great!''

 

I have to say Human your clothes look so great!

You have them today of all days?

I think this is fate!

 

For you see, my friend, I too can wear clothing...

Why don't you take a look and see?

Come closer!

Inspect me!

 

I see you go for the hat that I am wearing...

''Well, you're in luck, Human! Here's some tasty spaghetti!''

It's a wonderful taste that you'll surely desire...

And your love for me shall burn just like a fire!

 

''It's pretty good, right? It's perfect... I knew you'd love it!''

It's surely the best date that I ever could have, I know it!

This is a great time that the two of us share together...

Me and my cool friend, surely we'll be best friends forever...

''You love my cooking. So by extension, you must love me too!''

Your expression shows the love that I am feeling from you...