Bonetrousle

"Bonetrousle" is the fifteenth song for Undertale the Narrator's Musical. It is a hilarious boss song of Papyrus (which got partly hijacked by Sans).

Cast

 * Papyrus
 * Sans
 * Frisk
 * Chara

Lyrics
''Hey there, young human! I'm the great Papyrus!''

I'm the greatest royal guardsman as you surely have seen...

True it seems that you got through my puzzles...

But you'll surely be befuddled by my song and dance routine!

 

You shall not pass this area now...

For I must capture a human and you shall be the one!

You will be stuck here dodging these bones...

Until I call up Undyne and then my work shall be done!

 

I'll get the respect that I deserve...

I will gain admiration and my own entourage!

And you will be trapped with my spaghetti...

''Stuck for hours in our dungeon! Bro, don't you mean our garage?''

SANS!

 

Undyne will surely make me the captain...

And that is the reason why I cannot let you go free!

''I'm not alarmed. You're a skeleton with charm!''

Hey, wait a minute, are you flirting with me?

Papyrus: Well, I have very high standards, human!

Frisk: I can cook spaghetti.

Papyrus: You're meeting all my standards!

Chara: Oh boy...

I can't believe it, I have met someone...

Who can cook the pasta that others do love so much...

I didn't think that would ever happen...

But given your arrival, I should have had a hunch...

 

To think a human meets all my standards...

And that isn't that at all something I encounter every day...

No wait, I should capture you for Undyne...

But couldn't we two possibly be friends anyway?

 

I think you're getting tired of dodging...

''How 'bout we take a break? After all, I am not tired!''

''Okay, maybe a bit... But I shall not rest, because it isn't needed!''

I can still fight awhile!

Papyrus: See now, Human? This is a solo you can be proud of! On to the third verse!

My style and grace cannot be outmatched...

For you see there is a reason that I am called great...

I'm the most prestigious skeleton around...

And it seems me meeting you has turned out to be fate...

 

Another lover of pasta...

Is all that I could have ever hoped for in a new friend...

Perhaps I should go on a date with you...

But of course not until my solo is at an end!

 

Hey bro, you seem to pretty happy...

Sans, don't interrupt my solo, just go wait for your own song!

Hey it's okay, I really mean no "treble"...

''What the- Sans! Was that a pun?! "Clef"-er, right?''

''Oh, come on! / Oh, come one!''

 

Anyway human, I am so thrilled...

To meet someone like you and for sure we shall have fun!

Hey, I didn't mean to "harp" on you...

Sans, did you have to end with one more music pun?

Yes.